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Post by Jemini on Oct 3, 2010 19:46:54 GMT -5
Hohoho.
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Post by Sapphire on Oct 3, 2010 20:02:05 GMT -5
MERRY CHRISTMAS! *Santa sleeps with Ho-es*
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Post by Alucard on Oct 3, 2010 20:03:36 GMT -5
Mr. Santa, what do you think about your wife? *Santa thinks about her and laughs because he loves her* Hohoho.
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Post by Sapphire on Oct 3, 2010 20:05:44 GMT -5
Your wife is a ho-e?
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Post by Alucard on Oct 3, 2010 20:07:07 GMT -5
*Eyes widen, and Mrs. Clause slaps him*
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Post by Sapphire on Oct 3, 2010 20:10:05 GMT -5
*holds back her laughter*
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Post by Alucard on Oct 3, 2010 20:11:40 GMT -5
*Mrs. Clause holds divorce papers. It goes through, and she marries Tom Cruise, Santa's mortal enemy. Santa commits suicide the next Christmas day*
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Post by Sapphire on Oct 3, 2010 20:20:25 GMT -5
*lets out laughter* DING! DONG! Santa's dead!
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Post by Alucard on Oct 3, 2010 20:23:38 GMT -5
*You get no present for cristmas*
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Post by Sapphire on Oct 3, 2010 20:39:14 GMT -5
*doesn't care*
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Post by Alucard on Oct 3, 2010 20:40:15 GMT -5
*Tom Cruise quits acting to spend time with his wife*
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Post by The Cat Clan on Oct 3, 2010 22:53:18 GMT -5
Well, Tom Cruise is trapped in the closet. Now he needs to come out of the closet.
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Post by Alucard on Oct 4, 2010 5:04:01 GMT -5
*Without Christmas and Tom Cruise movies. the whole world starts to collapse*
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Post by theirry on Oct 4, 2010 16:58:55 GMT -5
*Death takes Santa's place* ((SOMEONE PLEASE GET REF IT'S OBVIOUS EVEN IF YOU HAVEN'T READ IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS QUOTE IT))
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Post by The Cat Clan on Oct 4, 2010 17:30:31 GMT -5
((Discworld?))
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