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Post by GLaDOS on Jan 14, 2011 0:00:52 GMT -5
*it doesn't work*
This test chamber was originally intended as a live fire course for military androids. ((this joke is funnier when you play the game. Two different 'live fires'))
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Post by Eviljim on Jan 14, 2011 9:04:40 GMT -5
((such as rockets and turrets?))
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Post by GLaDOS on Jan 14, 2011 10:48:35 GMT -5
((live fire meaning things are shooting at you))
You would incinerate your faithful Companion Cube without using it to get through the chamber? That has got to be the dumbest thing- woah WOAH woah
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Post by Eviljim on Jan 14, 2011 15:33:09 GMT -5
((I know what it means))
*Shrug* there are plenty of other things I can use.
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Post by GLaDOS on Jan 15, 2011 0:49:35 GMT -5
*you notice that there actually isn't anything else you can use and there's no way out but the exit*
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Post by Eviljim on Jan 15, 2011 0:54:32 GMT -5
*Walks out of the exit*
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Post by GLaDOS on Jan 15, 2011 11:11:29 GMT -5
*whole point of the testchamber is YOU CAN'T until you complete some tasks such as charging three reactors with energy balls which requires a Cube and some of pressing two buttons at once that are far off from each other, ALSO requiring a Cube*
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Post by Eviljim on Jan 15, 2011 12:42:01 GMT -5
*sits on the floor and refuses to use the cube*
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Post by GLaDOS on Jan 15, 2011 13:26:50 GMT -5
*GLaDOS lets you sit there*
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Post by Eviljim on Jan 15, 2011 23:00:12 GMT -5
*Is content to sit*
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Post by GLaDOS on Jan 16, 2011 1:32:54 GMT -5
GLaDOS: You are becoming a hinderance to protocol and future test subjects. You have three minutes to continue the test or you will be removed by force, which will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your testing record, and may result in permanent injuries such as death. And you will also miss your party.
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Post by Eviljim on Jan 16, 2011 1:36:42 GMT -5
Party? Will there be presents?
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Post by GLaDOS on Jan 16, 2011 14:06:32 GMT -5
Of course. What is a party without presents? All your friends are invited. And, of course, there will be cake.
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Post by Eviljim on Jan 16, 2011 14:18:08 GMT -5
Sounds fun, when is it?
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Post by GLaDOS on Jan 16, 2011 15:15:06 GMT -5
As soon as you finish the test chamber. You have one minute to continue testing, or we will be forced to force you out of the facility.
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